Romeo: Dang that girl is fine! I have to have her! Juliet, kiss me!
Juliet: Heck no, boy! That's bad!
Romeo: Come on babe! I won't stop stalking you until you do.
Juliet: Let's do something a little less serious. Like touch hands.
Romeo: This isn't sin! Come here sweet thaaang! (Plants one on her)
Juliet: Oh my goodness, I'm the worst person ever! How could you do something so wrong?
Romeo: It's fine, don't worry about! Just one more, baby.(Kisses her)
Juliet: Dang boy, where did you learn to kiss like that?
Nurse: Juliet, your mom wants to see you.
Romeo: Who is that girl? She's fiiiiine!
Nurse: She's that hosts daughter.
Romeo: Seriously? A Capulet?! I'm going to blow my chances with that angel!
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